L0LLER$KAT3S!

Sorry for the long drought again. At least it's a little better than Colin. Zing! I have this theory that I want to tell you about. It's called the I-know-why-that-song-was-written Theory. I figure that if you can read, you can figure out what this theory pertains to.


Song 1: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Little known fact is that this song was written about the relationship between a young man named Joe and an old ass man named Assis. They have conflicting interests that are both found throughout the song and show their anti-love for each other.
I'll just go through the lyrics and provide examples...

"Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven't missed you yet"

This is about the kitchen incident, or as it has been recently dubbed "the fridge affair." Joe said that after said incident, he couldn't sleep for thinking about how much he "detested Assis." Assis was unavailable for comment, but his publicist said that he has spent many nights disrupted by Joe's women-beating tactics even through the floor and 3 door difference between the room that Joe likes to party in (that of his friend Marc) and the room in which Assis "slays" well as "handling meat products to pay his rent". The feeling that both share are those of resentment and utter disgust. Both could not be bothered to try and enjoy each other's company from the first time they met. The sentiment of hate is felt through the poetic words of Three Days Grace:

"I hate everything about you"


Song 2: Y Control - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

This song is about the lost love of the owner of my building and his wife.

"oh so while your growing old
under the gun gun gun
and i believe them all"

The old man is getting older and believing everything he hears about death. So he's grumpy as shit! He's under the pressure of thinking about death and facing it without a woman in his life. He was heard saying "Gros sac a vin. Je deteste ma femme," which was both timely (as his wife was wearing a dark maroon dress and a light tan hat made of cork) and eloquent (as it rhymed).

i wish i could buy back
the woman you stole"

Even though he's very very wealthy, he has to take out his problems on small renters of studios by making them carry their bike up 6 flights of stairs. His wife Must have been boarded by a deamon that has eaten her soul, disallowed her to say hello to nice young men named Theo, and caused her husband to live in constant sorrow.
Both of them need to be Y controlled as I am the

"poor little baby
cause well i believe them all"


I'll probably have a new theory-gratifying song every time I do an entry.


I went to Normandie today. I was under the impression it was going to suck quite a bit as I woke up (at 8:15 uuuuhhhhh) and it was sprinkling. However, when we got to the beach (not the one Obama was at because the traffic and roads being blocked made that essentially impossible) it was probably 70 degrees and sunny. We enjoyed a nice little picnic and chilled for 3 or so hours. Then we went to Honfleur. If you have the chace to go there, do it. It's a really charming little town that is full of small stores that sell things like cidre and calvados and other good stuff. I'll most likely be tagged in some pictures on Facebook, so you can look for those in the coming days. I also took a few with my camera phone, but I'm never sure how they're going to come out. Whatever, i'll probably put those up anyway after my test on Monday.

Yes I'm scared. Doing a 10 min oral in french after having 30 min to prepare? Peu importe, I'll just do the damn thang.

Speaking of which, I did another song the other day. I like these lines by Juelz Santana and I love the song by Joker, Snake Eater, so I put them together. It's a low budget TK production, but you might enjoy it anyway.

SnakeSet - Juelz vs Joker

Hope you enjoy that. If not, that's fine. I'm in a not caring mood. Later.