Woo Week

This post will be filled with hidden links . If you click the right one, you might win these Gucci loafers I was sent by Gucci to promote their new indie styles. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. Just find the link and it'll direct you to the comment page that's pre-filled out. Enjoy that.


I would like to start you out with this video. It will give you delirium. I love when that dancehall beat comes back in at 3:53.
I haven't bought the track yet. I really should just sign up for a Beatport account and stop delaying the inevitable.


You know what's radical? When you go to Cheapo-discs and find not one but two La Bouche singles with all the remixes for a buck fifty. (I also got The Urban Network's Rapology volume 2 In-store play Edition. This isn't a CD that you can buy. It was sent out October 4th 1991 [i was 3] for promotion only. This was probably 6 years before they had a website.) So without delay... the two grungiest remixes of the two singles. Does anyone want to find a rollerskating rink in Denver with me? Just get at me. My number's LOV-TOD-ANCE.


In Your Life (The Xquizit DJ X Mix) - La Bouche

Be My Lover (HI NRG Mix) - La Bouche (btw, you can't think of a better remix name than HI NRG. No one can. That's a certainty.)



Staying with the throwback jams, Monica had a hot ass voice. What the hell happened to her? This did. Where are the tight The Whispers samples at Ol' became-more-irrelevant-than-brian-mcknight lookin ass? Because The Whispers put it down, I'd like to share two of the songs that use that jam. I'll pass on the 50 joint and the Monica joint cause I don't want their record labels to come lookin for me. So jam to these. Btw, Nate Dogg murks the 213 joint. And Snoop is classic as always. And sorry about the quality on the Visionaries track. That one came from the very long past days of limewire. Blerb.


I'm Fly - 213

Bless The Mic - The Visionaries (You can't get this dope without a perscription.)




Something Completely different for all the Electro-House heads out there who still like a little flava from the 'olden days of Hip-Hop. This Jams! (I'll put the cat-scratch vocal version from Lucinda or whatever the hell her name is in the bonus.)

It's Like My Bodyrox (Dani L Mashup) - Run DMC vs. Bodyrox




I can't remember if Greg posted this already, but it's fresh. I like Daft Punk and I love Outkast. So why not put them together? Well, a few people have tried already and failed miserably, but this one is hot. I'm not sure it's dance-party hot, but it'll get you movin' in your car for sure.

Punkroses (El Barto & Liam B Mash) - Daft Punk vs Outkast (I've never heard of either of those guys, but they did a good job.)




Which brings me to the part of the show where I would like to give mad love to the DJ playing that saturday night midnight party in the Vista Loft guest-house. You did a Great Job. Everything you played was real new and hot and, oh my god! the transitions were incredible. And thank god you didn't tape down your main power cord. Why would anyone want to not unplug their main power twice during an hour-long period?
This is dedicated to you and all the other DJs that make parties that much better:

My Life Would Suck Without You (Schim Radio Edit) - Kelly Clarkson




Jesus. If you didn't catch on to the sarcastic qualities of that last section, take some time to cntrl/apple click on those italicized words. You'll laugh. It was truely...

Chaos - The New Young Pony Club
This song is tight. The speaking/singing is a little weird, but we all have to embrace the indie scene every once in a while. Toyota needs to make another one of their "Hey! We're still a good company!" commercials using this song. It'd be fire. The intro reminded me of the original version of the remake of Star Guitar by Shinichi Osawa. You decide if I'm crazy or not.




Grant played a Rude Boy remix a while back and it was hot. So I looked for new ones. This is a new one. It is hot as well. I would dance hard to this fur shore. Anyone who likes those Jamaica-friendly basslines, you need this. The drop @ 2 minutes is So tight.

Rude Boy (DVW Remix) - Rihanna



And for the last one (cause I can't remember what I was going to post for everyone from last week) you Must get the Drankenstein Mixtape off MadDecent. Fire. My favorites are Tuck Money and Swerved right into the smoke break. If I had the time, I'd break up the tracks, but I don't. And I don't care about you that much.


Enjoy your week! I will.
Stephen Tyler, I've never met you, but you do great things. I'm so stoked/continually nervous about hanging out with your daughter. Speaking of fire earlier...jesus.



BONUS:

Yeah Yeah ft. Luciana - Bodyrox

A must-get from my man Marc (who has unabashedly copied my posting format): Diplo Vs. Sunday Girl - Four Floors. He has the mediafire link right on there. This is fantastic. Get relaxed to this Dub-tiptoe jam. Get my joke?